LOL

I got this funny story in an e-mail from Brett and had to share.

A man drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he
flew down I-15, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him,
blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100mph, then
110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled
over to await the Trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at
his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
If you can give me a good reason for speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a
State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.